Chumping

Today, in the pursuit of greater learnings, we spent our first day at university, which is a very nice place full of rooms. One of the tasks set to us, after sitting through an hour of listening to a woman talk about something, we went on the “Tour of the University”. The tour, compromised of all the international students there, taught us something: we are now CHUMPS, like all the other nerdlings.  We got lots of funny looks and not many people wanted to talk to us, because by association we were now chumps. Other discoveries included the use of the moustache in latin countries, which is used to hide genital warts which end up on the face. This also explains the phenomenon that is movember, where rugby players cover up genital warts received to the face by growing one. Other important discoveries include the renaming of the aforementioned toots frog, who is now known by Kevin (or Steve) the stinky pirate chap, and another fellow traveller now to be known as Jonathan Chan, the nut stealing squirrel. After this painful excursion, the japesters experimented with sushi and the spicy green stuff, leaving everyone on the verge of chunning at the end of a painful meal. Gracias and good night.
Quote of the day: EY, HAVE GOT ANYTHING IN MY HEAD? - Kevin