new house week 1

Upon moving into our new house, we met our new housemates over cheese and wine. They all have exciting, exotic foreign names from unknown neighbouring lands among other countries. Important learnings for the week have been the excitment of tv, which shows more english football than england, and rubbish american tv dubbed into spanish to make it even worse. Excitingly though, the new season of the Jersey Shore, a wonderfully enlightening programme about 'guidos', wonderfully tanned, juiced up, t shirt wearing, bulletproof hair sporting, fist pumping, woman beating 'italian'-americans who are now going on an adventure to Miami, where they creep on girls and find the new Karma, a definite must see. Other news, we are all helping devin (dennis/kevin's new name) with her fear of heights by dangling her upside down from the balcony and making her repeat the alphabet backwards. In chinese. I also managed to do better than both miles and sally in spanish exam we all tried to fail, meaning I was moved into a class above them which really hurts me. Wednesday night constituted of afteroffice, the place to be seen after work, which was exciting for Devin as they played Tom Jones, as she knows all the words and a horrific dance to sex bomb. afterwards, me and boychild miles went to miercolespo, the night for foreigners. not much happened except that random mexicans with moustaches keep trying to chat up blonde girls. and thursday and friday, nothing happened, until the arrival of our argentinean imml cousins. This led to some drinking games, a 3 day long game of never have i ever and various shenanigans. Flo and Drakester undertook the burger challenge, with both promptly failing as they could not follow up a BK Steakhouse Palta with a maki ds quarter pounder (quarter pounders are 1 pound.... fuck you 1 pound cheeseburger). Important learnings this week have been the proving of the 'Japanese business man' psyche by Johnathan Chan of eating sushi, fucking malaysian prostitutes and leaving nights early to go to strip clubs. All in all, week 1 of new flat was dominated by getting too drunk to really remember anything properly, Chan's habits, the arrival and departure of the argentinos, Tom Jones, and the soon to come jersey shore.

bye now